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"BITCH I only wish I was one of dem pretty hookers!" Selena said as she continued to eat waffles, but kicked ones that were not already covered in home-made strawberry jam ovr to Jasmine peach.

^_^ "Strawberry or raspberry?" Selena asked as she held a random knife with two jars of jam.

Marni jumps out of the elovater and a magical rasberry costume appears on her. "ALRIGHTY CHILDREN!!!! ill give u each 1 wish each time you kick luigi in a "sensitive"
area for a man." marni says as she eats the LAST FLAPJACK ON THE ISLAND!!!!

"OH NOez teh last FLAPJACK!!!" "wait, why do I care, I'm eating waffles?"
Selena then went up to Luigi and kicked him in the nipple "NIPPLE-KICK!!!" she yells as she does it. "What? it's a sensitive area."

Marni then flys up in the sky on her sea cow (his name is louise) and pulls out a magical
stick of butter. she throws it to selena and says, "Well.... eat this and the wish that your thinking of will come true!!!!"

Selena spends a few hours eatoing the butter. "eeeewww tasteful fat."
After shes done, there appears to be no change. Then, she opens her mouth and two sexy fangs show themselves. "Mwahahaha, I can drink as much blood as I want! AND NOT GET DIABETES!!! OR AIDS!!! OR ANYTHING!!!" she says joyfully as she jumps for joy. "And how did I eat that butter without having a heart attack, you wonder?" She puts on a monocle and a tophat and goes into a pensive pose. "I don't know."

"Sorry Luigi" she says as she takes off her monocle and tophat.

marni steals the monicle and top hat and puts it on luigi with SUPER GLUE. "now ur a frog forever!!!!" she says. the she pulls out another stick of magical butter and shouts, "ANNYONE ELSE???"

"EEEEEEEEW A FROG!!" Pavi screeches as he kicks Luigi across the room

"frogs are a-slimy!!!" he shouts

"OMG... ITS A MIME!!!!" marni screams as pavi kicks luigi.
she immeditly gets her bazoka and shoots it blindly all over the place!!!!!! "I WILL KILL YOU MIME THINGY WAT DID U DO 2 MY PUPPY STEVE??"

Octavia rolls across the room humming nursery rhymes...

Lexi gets a giant peice of bacon and stuffs it in octavias mouth!!!! "MWAHAHAHAHA" she says as she claims victory!!!!

Kayden sits and watches the chaos while playing with her repo knife. "Hmm... I wonder if there is any bananas here..." She murmured.

Kayden stares at the head, a smirk rising to her lips.
"You shall be my target practice!!" She cries, aiming her knife at Jasmine's head.

Octavia briefly chokes on the bacon, but manages to swallow it as it crawls down her massive gullet

"I HAVE AN IDEA!!!" lexi shouts with enthusiasm... "LETS THROW JASMINE A PARTY!!!!"

Octavia glances under her armpit and produces a large carrot cake.

"I'll cut it!" Kayden shouts, jumping from the sink and pulling out a cake cutting knife.

Lexi gives jasmine a HUGE edward cullen hat and a little mermaid princess dress... and dressed her "YOULL LEWK SO PERTI." lexi says.

Octavia glances under her other armpit and produces a fire extinguisher.

SPRRRRAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!

Kayden stares at the hat in horror and runs around in circles, screaming.

"ITBURNS MY EYES!! AHHHH!!"

After jasmins head is done burning Lexi says, "IM SOHRAY... IM SOOOO SORRY!!!!!!" Lexi kisses jasmins feet.