Corrupt A Wish

Wish granted. But it only lasts one day and you are the first victim after it is re-legalized.

I wish I could fly.

Wish granted! You fly too far up into the atmosphere and die from the air pressure.

Someone else make a wish, I've been whoring this topic of late...

Wish granted. I make a wish, and it sucks, so the game dies.

I wish that my next wish doesn't get messed up.

Wish granted but you already made the wish and it's against the rules NOT to be messed up. SO it's automatically void

I wish I was at the beach with gobbeh

wish granted u get eaten by a shark, and u get sand kicked in your eyes by a fat kid!!!
i wish hannah montana would die!!!!!! i seriously do

Wish granted, you wish for a bomb to kill Hannah Montana, but it back fires and kills YOU

I wish I could meet and give a hug to Pavi.

Wish granted! You meet Pavi, but the hug gives him... ideas... and he commits unspeakable acts on you.

I wish it wasn't raining

(Oh dear, Pavi the pervert)

Wish granted, it stops raining but then a tornado hits and you go flying into a tree

I wish I didn't feel so shitty

Granted but it only last 5 minutes then your shitty agine...
i wish pavi was 50 feet tall....

Wish granted, Pavi is 50 feet tall and ends up stepping on you. You die.

I really wish I wasn't ignored 99% of the time.

Wish granted... Pavi stalks you!!!! (i dont ignore u)
i wish people were online more often

(No, not ignored on here, other issues, blah )
Wish granted! THere is an overflow of people and the website crashes.

I wish life didn't suck.