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Kayden glares at Lexi, suddenly in a dominatrix outfit.
"Yes, you shall apologize for the agony that that hat caused!"

"For the record I HATE TWILIGHT!!!!! i wanted 2 get rid of the evil thing." Lexi says as she rubs cheese on kaydens face.

Kayden smirks, the cheese just melting of her HAWT face.
"Then burn it yourself! Don't torture others!" She says, pulling out another cullen hat, tying Lexi to a radiator and putting the hat on her head. "HA!"

"NOOOOOOOOU... KAYDEN... DONT DO THIS TO ME...i love you!!!!" lexi shouted as she started to cry.

Kayden was suddenly in a kitteh suit. "I lobves you too!" She shouts, throwing off the hat and then burning it before hugging Lexi who was still tied to the radiator.

Lexi magically appears out of the rope and gets infront of kayden. Lexi Gets down on 1 knee and says, "WOULD YOU MARRY ME???"

Kayden gasps, her eyes wide. "Lexi, even though I just met you about two minutes ago, I LOVE YOU and YESH!" She said, hugging her tightly.

"YAAAAAAAY!!!" Lexi says as she huggs her new wife. "who wants 2 be the precher???"

Kayden looks around.

All of a sudden a giant bannana comes out of kaydans ear. the banna just started to dance. "YOU.... WILL BE THE PRECHER"

Octavia applauds, then resumes rolling around on the floor and humming nursery rhymes.

Yay!!" Kayden shouts before poking the banana. "Were you the one singing in my ear? Distracting me from the troubles of this world?" She asked in a wise voice.

The giant bannana jumps of a cliff and dies!!!!!! "GEWD RIDENCE U FREAK-O'S'' yells the bannana!!!!!
Then Lexi starts crying on kaydens shoulder as she yells, "MY BANNANA, MY BANNANA!!"

kayden huggles Lexi. "It's ok my love!! That was an impostor banana!! That was NOT your banana!!" She says and hands her an apple. "This is your banana, but it's in disguise!" She says, nodding.

"MY BANNANA"!!!!!!!!!" Lexi shouts. she looks at lexi and says, "WE NEED 2 HAVE A WEDDING."
-THROWS WEDDING-

Kayden starts dancing around in a wedding dress. "yays! We're married!" She shouts, smiling happily.

-Ivory then pops in front of Lexi, dressed in a banana costume.- "IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!" -She starts dancing.-

Kayden smiles and starts dancing around with Ivory while singing, "Ice cream, and cake, and cake. Ice cream, and cake, and cake!"

-Dances along.- "ICE CREAM AND CAKE, DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!"

i want to dance on this bloody floor hahahahahahah