Corrupt A Wish

Everyone loves forum games! Here's an old favorite. If you don't know how to play, here are the rules. As the first person, I make a wish. Next person that posts needs to grant that wish, but in a way that makes it terrible and horrible. After that, they make their own wish to be corrupted.

EXAMPLE:

1st Poster: I wish I could be an astronaut.

2nd Poster: Wish granted. You are not only an astronaut, but you are going to be the first manned flight to the sun.
I wish for a puppy!

/example. Understood? Let's do it!

In the spirit of the board, I'll start with... I wish I could meet one of the Repo-cast.

wish granted, you meet Pavi, and he steals your face
I wish for a kitty

Wish granted you get a face eating Puppy, I wish for some Zydrate.

Granted but instead ur accidently given a vial of Poison!
I wish it wasnt so hot!

......do i really have to do anything to grant that one?
i wish i was a giant man eating plant.

Granted but your owner leaves u out in the middle of nowhere! NO FOOD lulz!
I wish for more pancakes (lolz)

Wish granted. You overeat and explode from too many pancakes.

I wish that I don't mess up the show on Sunday.

granted...but instead of you messing up, murphy messes up and accidentally stabs you for real...you die

I wish for a new skateboard

Wish granted, but the skate board has rockets on it so it keeps going and going until u hit the ocen and drown!!!!!! i wish for a bag of potato chips

Wish granted. They are cyanide flavored. You die.

I wish that the film reel doesn't black out again during the show.

wish granted...the reel explodes instead, thus setting the theater on fire and ruining our performance...way to go asshole lol

I wish for Edward Cullen to melt in the sun like REAL vampires should

Wish granted, but he melts at your feet so you become edward cullen (in my opionion thats the worst thing that can happen to anyone) i wish for spongebob was real!!!

alright, Spongebob becomes real, but since he has no water to soak in and he's on land, he DIES!!!!
(mwahahaha)
I wish for.....a cure for the common cold. :3

Wish granted, you get a spine transplant, but you miss yourpayments. It gets reposessed.

I wish for some food.

Ewwww!!

Wish granted, The best movie/tv show comes on tv, but youre tv explodes. I wish for a sexy lover.

MMMMM -Rapes the Edward.- Yummeh.

Wish granted, you get Nathan, but he becomes obsessive and locks you in you're room (wile poisoning you.)

I wish for some new comics.

Wish granted but the comics come to life and you are murdered by a villian.

I wish for less boring friends

wish granted... now you cant pee without them yelling, "LETS PLAY HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS!!!!!!" i wish i was a mermaid

Wish granted. However, you have to abide by the original fairy tale (ie you get royally fucked over).

I wish I could get married

Wish granted! You marry a real jerk who lies on the couch drinking beers all the time.

I wish I didn't have school.

wish granted... u get absulutly no education and become a homless person who ppl spit on
i wish micheal jackson would come back to life

Wish granted! MJ comes back and commits unspeakable acts with Shilo (and by that I CLEARLY mean dangling her off the balcony)!

I wish repossessions were ILLEGAL